Saturday, 21 June 2014

Treat Your Body Like a Biscuit Eating Temple!

Ok, so this week (week before last) I was supposed to treat my body like a temple one day and then like a biscuit eating machine the following day.

In my experience it's usually the other way around, gluttonous over-indulgence (and it's never biscuits - unless it's cream crackers almost obscured by vast quantities of cheese) followed by a brief period of remorse induced abstinence.

Given that I'd already achieved the eating 7 types of biscuit challenge the previous week I decided to forgo the biscuit eating machine element of this particular week and progress straight to treating my body like a temple.

Which pretty much meant ignoring the currently almost constant pain in my neck and hip and the incessant hunger pangs brought on by the steroids I'm currently on and focusing instead on walking to and from work every day (and refusing any kindly offered lifts) and dancing to the just dance game on the Wii (with very little evidence of either co-ordination or rhythm) for 30 minutes each night before knocking myself out with my painkillers and going bed early because I can't eat if I'm asleep - I'm not entirely sure what sort of temple I'm trying to achieve here but I really don't think any of these 10 most beautiful temples in the world have anything to fear ;-)



Monday, 16 June 2014

Biscuits and Wild Abandon!


Wild Abandon Day - I was kind of wildly abandoned when Bernie and I went to see the fabulous Billy Ocean, starting with a lovely early bird meal at b.e.d and followed by a bottle of prosecco! Right from the very first song we were on our feet and dancing at the front along with a sizable amount of the audience.

Unfortunately this included one woman who took wild abandon a little too far! She was of amazonian proportions and had imbibed a little too much alcohol - this resulted in her throwing herself around in a fairly tight group of people and smacking several people in the head with her flailing arms. Of course she was blissfully unaware of the carnage she was causing which was only brought under some control when a few of us (including her clearly embarrassed friend) pointed it out to her, the result of which was aggression and abuse!

She then proceeded to just lean drunkenly against the back of yours truly and attempt to jump up and down at the same time - I've never been that close to another human being before without being naked.

(Close enough that her gyrations resulted in her necklace getting caught up in the back of my top).

It was mildly gratifying though, after listening to her screaming suggestively at the stage (mostly via my ear) throughout the evening, to see her embarrassing, and increasingly desperate, offers getting firmly knocked back, one by one, by every male band member at the end of the night.

If I ever behave like that when I reach that age (or at this age even) I would hope that someone would do me the favour of shooting me.

Eat 7 different types of biscuit day - I don't really do biscuits but having had a scrounge around (and thanks mainly to Auntie Betty who supplies the majority) I did manage to find a piece of well preserved shortbread and mini gingerbread man left over from Christmas, a caramel wafer, a chocolate covered marshmallow teacake, a lemon and raisin shortbread biscuit, a cream cracker and a proper ginger which is actually quite impressive in this household!

 
I can make up for it though with the accompanying tea in the mug which Anna got me for a previous biscuit related day! And I couldn't mention biscuits without including a nod to the long gone but never forgotten Iced Shortie!


The other thing for last week was to lie in sunbeams - if I'd found even the merest hint of one I'd have happily had a lie down!

Monday, 9 June 2014

Love the Rain More than the Sun!


Given all the rain this weekend I thought it was a good opportunity to get a head start and squeeze in part of the June mission...

I've always liked the rain - I wouldn't necessarily say more than I like the sun, but I've certainly always thought it has it's merits...

Which brought the below one hit wonder to mind - and then I started thinking of other songs about rain and once I started I just couldn't stop, feel free to let me know if I missed any...









































































Saturday, 7 June 2014

June Mission!

June Mission

Perfect the art of the Flipside
Turn any situation to your advantage
Love the rain as much as the sun
See the positive on the underside of every
negative

Go forth and ALWAYS see the flipside

Friday, 6 June 2014

May Mission - The Results!

Mission recap here - http://todayisgoingtobethebestdayever.blogspot.co.uk/2014/05/may-mission.html

Not the best of months I'm afraid with a death, a funeral, a bit of a scare (and a £120 vet call out fee!) with Rosie and several other not so happy things over the course of the month :-(

However, there were also good things with a wedding, a Eurovision party and a birthday meal all of which gave me time to spend with some of my favourite people :-)

As a result of it being a bit of a weird one I managed to miss every single diary day so I'm going to shift them all into this month (including the first week of this month which I've also missed!)!

Monday, 5 May 2014

April Mission - The Results!

Mission recap here - http://todayisgoingtobethebestdayever.blogspot.co.uk/2014/04/april-mission.html

And I'm just going to listing all the things which have made me happy and smiley this month!

This, right at the beginning of the month when I turned the fabulous calendar my lovely friend Nadine bought me for Christmas over for April...


Spider Man (from one of my favourites - Improv Everywhere!)



Easter - the post covering my enjoyment of Easter can be found here! In addition to the chocolate and films Easter also encompassed the annual Maundy Thursday lunch with the lovely Mr Matthews, we went to The Montpellier where we were joined by Ray for a very enjoyable lunch after which Ray, wisely, left and in the usual tradition Kevin and I proceedeed to get scuttered! I'm starting to think I'm getting too old for this as it seems to take longer to recover every year!

It was also our (mine and mine truly's) anniversary over the Easter weekend so we celebrated being together for a year with a romantic meal when he got home from work :-)

(The lovely card and gift he gave me also made me happy and smiley!)



Mine Truly's daughter (Maddison) came to stay with us for week and we had a really good time! Things to smile about included a day in Knareborough (with ice cream and boats), crazy golf and tennis (also crazy the way we played it) at the Valley Gardens (with more ice cream), hours spent playing Cluedo and Monopoly, a meal out, me getting the dates totally wrong for the show I'd booked us to all to see (which mine truly, myself and Mr Matthews will enjoy in May instead!), getting wetter than we've ever been in our lives when we got caught in a torrential downpour, and a Michael Buble tribute night at the Cairn!

The announcement of Clint Eastwood's Jersey Boys film (this made me very happy!)


Friday, 2 May 2014

May Mission!

Hone my Mojo
 
Make myself feel like a billion dollars by doing more of the things I love to do* like spending time with my favourite people in my absolute favouritist places.
(*& less of the things I don't) 
 
Find a mini-mojo booster everyday until I am walking on sunshine (you know that floaty cloud-9 feeling)
 
This May: Go forth and Mojo it up!

Wednesday, 30 April 2014

Seek Out Baby Animals and Wink Suggestively!

But not at the same time (that's just wrong)!

I was supposed to seek out baby animals and behold their cuteness on Saturday and wink suggestively at people on Sunday.

Saturday consisted of my monthly thai massage at the wonderful Kanchana after which it was straight on the Spring Flower Show at the Yorkshire Showground to volunteer at the plant creche - the only animals in sight were the ones carved out of wood or metal, none of them were babies and whilst some of them, the dragons in particular, were fabulous to behold none of them could be described as cute!

Sunday was the Battle of the Hotels Tug of War at the Cairn Hotel - in aid of St Michael's Hospice and featuring mine truly as part of the Cairn team it was an ideal opportunity to wink suggetsively at members of the opposing teams. Or it would have been had I not been busy squinting at my phone to keep an eye on the football results to keep mine truly up to speed whilst he was busy putting up a valiant effort against the St George victors!

Monday, 21 April 2014

Plant Things and Eat Chocolate!

Plant something and watch it Grow!

I did something a little different for this one and 'planted' spring onion bulbs in a glass of water...


...to my surprise they started to grow again within a couple of hours :-)

To my dismay they seem to have stopped and haven't reached further than below in the last couple of days :-( will try again with the next bunch!




Be at One with Chocolate...well, as it was Easter Sunday it'd be rude not to!



It was also an opportunity (excuse) to watch my favourite film - when I was little this was on every Easter along with the cartoon version of The Lion, the Witch and The Wardrobe :-)





Wednesday, 16 April 2014

Last week This Week!

Things are slipping a little and I'm losing track of what's happening in any given week! The good news is that I've just done something amazing (well I was amazed by the results anyway, but then it doesn't take much) for this week's blog and in the meantime here's last weeks!

Gaze at clouds day

Hmmm, well there were certainly plenty of them about during the week and they all chose to open directly above us on Monday during the half hour walk home from town. We were far too busy trying to hold our heads up under the sheer force of the torrential downpour to worry about what was going on above us in the clouds but it did look very impressive (in an end-of-world armageddony type way - and from the warm, dry safety of the kitchen) when it looked like it was threatening to happen again a little later.

Break out into a sweat day

Horses sweat
Men perspire
Women glow...
(according to my mum)

...in which case this was a glowing success (dreadful, sorry) on Saturday when we spent the day in the Big Smoke - it really is warmer down South! People were bundled up in hats and scarves on the tube and all I wanted to do was get as many layers as decently possible off - the fact that I only just made it onto one of carriages as the doors were closing certainly helped with the whole glowingness thing! With my sense of direction (or lack of to be precise) and my travel blindness being lost on the London Underground is not in any way a desirable outcome - logically I know I'd be fine (and I've traversed from A to B (and even C) on several occassions on my own down there) but it still panicks me for some reason!

Thursday, 10 April 2014

Wear Colours While Spontaneously Eating Chocolate!


I managed the wearing of colours - round my neck if nowhere else.

With this...


...this is what happens when I get my jewellery making stuff out to sort through for ebay - the only time I'm inspired anymore is when I'm contemplating getting rid of it all!

It wasn't a spontaneous party on saturday but we did go to the Buble tribute act at the Cairn which ended up with all of us up on the dance floor - which was at least unplanned (and in some cases definitely wasn't going to happen - until it did!).

And I'm postponing the 'being at one with chocolate' activities until next weekend when I can stuff my face with all the Easter eggs my nearest and dearest are bound to provide for me...

(nearest and dearest please take the hint...)

Wednesday, 2 April 2014

April Mission!

Happify yourself & everyone you meet!
 
Be the happiest person you know, the one everyone wants at their party.
 
Mix crazy cocktails for no reason at all (who needs a reason?)
 
Think up silly things to do on an ordinary Tuesday
 
Learn to know the things that will make me feel instantly happy when I do them
 
This April...go forth and BE HAPPY!
 
 

Monday, 31 March 2014

March Misison - The Results!

A slighty more successful month in March, you can find a link to the March mission here!

I didn't have an adventure every day (who actually lives like that?!!) but did manage to squeeze a few mini adventures in (although I suppose it depends what your definition of adventure is!).

The planned adventure to walk to Ripley and explore the Nidd Gorge was rained off and instead was replaced with watching a blummin horror movie - which is always an adventure (or traumatic experience to be more precise) for me.



Another adventure was a trip to the ballet. Yes, I said ballet!

Thanks to a great offer on Travelzoo we manged to get half price tickets to the Northern Ballet production of Cleopatra and thought we'd give it a go - and we loved it! The adventure started with a visit to the new Yorkshire Meatball Co. in Harrogate to take advantage of their lunch deal, I'd highly recommend the fish balls (and yes, I'm also aware of how wrong that sounds!), and then a bus ride to Leeds where we had a few pre-theatre drinks before going to It Bar for their fantastic pre-theatre dinner offer.

I'm not sure we'd have enjoyed a traditional classic ballet but this was absolutely fantastic so now we're looking for more offers/deals so we can have another ballet adventure (and now I wish I hadn't just put those two words together - my mind has a habit of recreating at home what can otherwise be undo-able for some reason and I'm really not sure that the sight of John in tights (or me for that matter) is one that anyone should have inflicted on them!)

 
The month's adventures continued with a weekend visit (and my first meeting) from John's Dad and Stepmum, I was mildly less terrified than I was when faced with the prospect of the horror movie but we all survived in one piece and I didn't scream or jump out of my skin at all so it must have been a success :-)

And the final adventure (although John might argue that the Liverpool game yesterday qualifies as another adventure!) was a mini break to Jamaica - in the living room!

I borrowed some inspiration (and much of the decorations) from Hotter then Hawaii Day and decided that, as John had mentioned that he'd like to go to Jamaica one day, I'd bring Jamaica to us instead! With the help of Bernie's John (this was coincidence honest - definitely not an attempt to simplify things for the parents by just having to remember one name!) I got John out of the house for the evening and then with the help of Rachel (thank you!) transformed the bedroom into the interior of a plane (complete with mini bar and inflight movie (which I slept through))...
 


...the living room into a beach (complete with sand, sea, tropical forest, palm trees, beach chairs (and towels) and a tropical snack shack - notice the Red Stripe glasses and bottle of Jamaican rum!)...


 
 ...and the bathroom into the ocean (complete with sand, sea, dolphins, shark, fish and rustly sea sounding paper around the bath)... 
 



...then I packed a suitcase, grabbed our passports and waited for him to get home!

When he did get home it suddenly struck me that actually he might be a little disappointed on discovering that we weren't really going anywhere but he played along admirably and was suitably amused and intrigued about our 'destination'.

Having warned him that it was a long flight I got up early the next morning, whacked the heating on full blast, donned a bikini and sarong, started the 8 hours of reggae saved to my laptop, sprayed sun lotion (for that authentic holiday smell) and made fried plantains and eggs (well I would have done if I'd been able to find any - sweet potatoes were a good substitute though) for breakfast before bringing John downstairs and welcoming him to Jamaica!

By 10.30 in the morning we were sat on the 'beach' drinking frozen cocktails before a sightseeing tour around the island (via a Jamaican tourism dvd) followed by some Jamaican sizzling chilli prawns for lunch and more cocktails (John's amazing Jamaican Jammers!) to wash down the Jamaican ginger cake. A few rounds of cards and a couple of Red Stripes in the afternoon were rounded off by a dip in the sea (yes, we got in the bath in our bikini/shorts - btw it might seem like a good idea to put copious amounts of blue/green fancy bath oil in the bath to make it look blue but it's not so good the next morning when your bath's like an ice rink!)

 
The Jamiacan Jammer!

 
The Snack Shack

 
Jammer Time!
(I'm sorry, that was so bad)
 
I replaced the LED lit balloon 'sun' for an LED lit balloon 'moon' and we enjoyed a moonlit evening meal of Jamaican jerk chicken with mango salsa (which was amazing!) and Jamaican rice and beans before settling down (when we weren't getting up and dancing - this is what a day drinking rum leads to!) to watch the history of (inc. the concert) the Bob Marley One Love event dvd.
 
It was a fantastic day and actually felt afterwards like we'd been away on holiday - I'm thinking India or maybe Africa next (although I've definitely got enough pandas to give China a go!)...

Sunday, 23 March 2014

Ponder the Universe - Special Guest Appearance!

(Your first clue is in the first sentence...I didn't write this one! The much more knowledgeable (and amusing) Antony Robinson kindly agreed to help out with this one so sit back and enjoy a new perspective on Pondering the Universe!)

I first became interested in space when I was a boy. Like many boys in the late 70's I was bombarded with stuff like Star Wars, Star Trek and countless cartoon tv depictions of what being a space chap entailed, and usually it was right up our collective street. Cool outfits, cool spaceships, fit women in tight Lycra outfits and even the occasional sexy alien chic for Kirk to nail in Star Trek as I remember. Freaky aliens to shoot cool looking lasers at, strange unknown worlds to explore, warp drive to get you anywhere you wanted faster than any scruffy nerfherder ever completed the kessel run. What's not to like?

Well here we are approximately thirty five years later, I'm not an astronaut. Once I realised that you had to have the maths brain of ten Carol Vordermans, the hand eye coordination of six Bruce Lees and the physical attributes of a single Chuck Norris, I kind of lost interest.

Like 99.99999% (guesstimate) of people I won't be going into space anytime soon. We have all seen depictions of future technology, of house robots, flying cars, personal jet packs and moon bases, so far all we've got is the iphone, shitty electric cars for the yoghurt knitters, and wifi, which in fifty years time we will discover gives everybody piles, getting into space is extremely difficult, hugely expensive and very dangerous, and then when you get there the environment is trying to kill you.

The only way a member of the public could currently get into space is by paying for it. The space tourism industry is officially open for business, and tickets are going for a mere $20 million for a one-week stay in space. Despite reluctance from NASA, Russia made American businessman Dennis Tito the world's first space tourist. Tito flew into space aboard a Russian Soyuz rocket that arrived at the International Space Station on April 30, 2001. The second space tourist, South African businessman Mark Shuttleworth, took off aboard the Russian Soyuz on April 25, 2002, also bound for the ISS. Greg Olsen, an American businessman, became tourist number three to the ISS on October 1, 2005.

These trips are the beginning of what could be a lucrative 21st century industry. There are already several space tourism companies planning to build suborbital vehicles and orbital cities within the next two decades. Obviously as more people pay to go onto space, more vehicles will be built, more flights scheduled, and eventually the price will get to a level that means space flight is possible for everyone. Maybe one day the moon will be the new benidorm? Doubt it'll be in my lifetime though. Maybe my grandchildren might be space tourists. But for now its a reserve of the elite, the super wealthy oligarchs and Bill Gates/Richard Branson types that can either afford the ticket or as in Branson's case afford to pay people to make you an orbiter so you can go up yourself, then charge other people to go. At Virgin Galactic, all seats to fly to space are $250,000 and there are 600 people already in the line ahead of you. A lot of money, even in dollars.

Now Let's get some space stats out shall we?

Planet earth has a radius of 6371 kilometres, and our moon has a radius of 1,737.1 km, while puny red planet mars has a radius of 3390 kilometres, Jupiter however has a radius of 69,911 kilometres making it over ten times bigger than the earth! It's rocky core has the mass of fifteen earth sized planets on its own!

Then there's the sun, The solar radius is approximately 695,500 kilometres (432,450 miles) or about 110 times the radius of the earth. It is fucking HUGE!

Unless you compare it to something bigger like, oh I don't know, VY Canis Majoris?

This red hypergiant star is by far the largest known. It has an estimated radius between 1800 and 2100 times the radius of our Sun. With this size it would reach nearly to the orbit of Saturn if you plonked it in the centre of our solar system. This particular star is located roughly 4,900 light-years from Earth in the constellation Canis Majoris. Again, it's 2100 times the radius of our sun, which is 110 times the size of our planet. So fucking huge then!

4900 light years away? Let's try to get our heads round that distance.

Light year = the distance it takes light to travel in a year.
Light travels at a constant, finite speed of 186,000 miles/sec. A traveler, moving at the speed of light, would circum-navigate the equator approximately 7.5 times in one second. By comparison, a traveler in a jet aircraft, moving at a ground speed of 500 mph, would cross the continental U.S. once in 4 hours.
 
So 4900 light years is.....
  • 186,000(miles)x 60(seconds)= 11,160,000 miles per minute.
  • 11,160,000 (miles)x 60(minutes) = 669,600,000 miles per hour.
  • 669,600,000 (miles) x 24(hours) = 16,070,400,000 miles per day.
  • 16,070,400,000 (miles) x 365(days) = 5,865,696,000,000 miles per year.
  • 5,865,696,000,000 (miles) x 4900(years) = 2.87419104e+16 miles.
Now I stopped understanding these numbers at around the second sum, I don't even know what 2.87419104e+16 is. Start substituting numbers for letters and I'm out. Normal human brains aren't usually built to comprehend numbers this big, or distances that far. But for a real mind blower lets have a peek at the largest known structure in the Universe, the Huge-LQG (Large Quasar Group), a cluster of 73 quasars stretching over a distance of 4 billion light years.
 
That's right 4 billion x 5,865,696,000,000 years to cross it. Also, it WAS the largest known structure in the universe. Now astronomers say they've spotted something even bigger in data from gamma ray bursts, the final explosions of energy released by stars as they die and the universe's most energetic events. Astronomers have measured the distance to 283 of these bursts and mapped their position in the universe. This throws up a surprise. At a distance of ten billion light years, there are more gamma ray bursts than expected if they were evenly distributed throughout the universe. This implies the existence of a structure at this distance that is about ten billion light years across and so dwarfs the Huge-LQG. So once again, fucking huge!
 
With all that space and all the stars and planets knocking about surely we can't be the only life?
 
Mathematically speaking, numbers indicate that we are unlikely to be alone. For decades we have been looking for life or signs of life in the universe. NASA launched Voyager 2 on August 20, 1977, from Cape Canaveral, Florida aboard a Titan-Centaur rocket. On September 5, Voyager 1 launched, also from Cape Canaveral aboard a Titan-Centaur rocket. The Voyager spacecraft will be the third and fourth human spacecraft to fly beyond all the planets in our solar system. Pioneers 10 and 11 preceded Voyager in outstripping the gravitational attraction of the Sun but on February 17, 1998, Voyager 1 passed Pioneer 10 to become the most distant human-made object in space. In 2013 Voyager 1 may have passed into interstellar space, real unknown territory.
 
Both Voyager spacecrafts carry a greeting to any form of life, should that be encountered. The message is carried by a phonograph record - -a 12-inch gold-plated copper disk containing sounds and images selected to portray the diversity of life and culture on Earth. The contents of the record were selected for NASA by a committee chaired by Carl Sagan of Cornell University. Dr. Sagan and his associates assembled 115 images and a variety of natural sounds. To this they added musical selections from different cultures and eras, and spoken greetings from Earth-people in fifty-five languages. So we've given any aliens that don't know we exist an poke if you like.
 
The amount of radio and digital noise we as a planet transmit will make earth light up like a beacon, we would surely be visible to aliens passing by, I don't know, to go to the space co-op to buy some anti gravity fags and put the universe lotto on.
 
So why do we not even know if they exist?
 
A: because they don't. We as a planet are all freaks of nature. Formed out of total chance.
B: because they don't. God did it all. REPENT!!!!
C: they have been watching us for years, and to be honest they like the place, but the people are nobs. Unpredictable and prone to over reaction. Best left alone.
D: Aliens have struck deals with various countries to allow harvesting of humans and/or cows, and 'visit visas' in return for alien technology. Where do you think the iphone came from?
E: they're coming and they want our water.
 
I could go on. There are countless theories regarding beings from another world, it's a subject which has captured human imagination. Movies, tv and music all have been influenced by the thought of aliens coming to our world, but regardless of the type of media used, there seems to be an almost formulaic approach to how a meeting of aliens and humans might pan out.
 
Firstly they arrive, obviously causing a bit of a stir being all alien and that. Secondly there will be some confusion about their motives for coming all the way from wherever. Are they friendly? If they are, do they mean it? Thirdly comes the alien attack which, despite obvious hints comes as a big surprise to most of the population, who then die. And finally there comes a turning point where humans reclaim their planet and send the naughty aliens to alien heaven. If you look at it on a larger scale, the scenario is painfully similar to Europeans landing in America. We arrive, we use the natives to help get settled, then kill them while reproducing like rabbits and force the remaining locals out.
 
It's not good news for us.
 
However, some scientists have debated that an alien society capable of travelling to earth would be so advanced compared to humans that they have no need for war, that their vastly superior intelligence has concluded that war is a pointless exercise. I doubt it. And with constant internet rumours of disclosure maybe one day we will find out. Maybe we won't.
 
One thing is for sure, as a species we have gone from living in caves and eating what we can catch to living in centrally heated houses and eating chinese takeaway, from drawing pictures on walls to having complete libraries of books in our pocket, on a device which also holds the same amount of music as three big cardboard boxes 15 years ago, from looking up at the stars to living on a space station orbiting the earth. We've done pretty good so far, but the best is still to come, and I for one welcome our alien overlords.....

Monday, 17 March 2014

Attempt a World Record!

That's soooo last year haha!

Not only did I attempt one but I helped break one - I'm still working on which one to try next, suggestions are welcome...(within reason)...

Tuesday, 11 March 2014

Turn Some Heads and Get Out of Your Comfort Zone!

Turn Some Heads Day (Monday) - I turned mine all over the place so the doctor could have a good look at hard to reach places before diagnosing polyps and obstructive sleep apnoea!

I did turn some heads in a much nicer way on Friday though when we went out to celebrate Rachel's birthday and I wore a new top and necklace combo which resulted in comments from several people - it's always good to surpass the insincerity of "you look nice (I really take issue with that word!)" and I was particularly pleased with John's reaction :-)

Get out of your comfort zone (Thursday) - I went to the dentist! Whilst I wouldn't say I have a phobia, not even a mild one, it's always with some surprise that I find myself having to unclench the whitened fingers I've laced together and placed on my tummy in what always starts off as a relaxed pose but which, without my concious involvement, invariably ends up with me having to unfold myself from a rigor-mortis-like frozen position!  

I also got a little out of my comfort zone on Sunday when I made dinner for John, Bernie and John and decided to do my entire menu with things I've never done before!
 
The gammon in coke with honey and mustard glaze was to die for and the white wine and dijon new potatoes were also delicious - the chantenay carrots in creme fraiche and tarragon could have done with a lot less tarragon and the marinated courgettes did the opposite of growing on us the more we ate them but all in all it was a huge success - the chocolate cake dessert with a nice bottle of pinot noir helped :-)
 



 

Wednesday, 5 March 2014

February Mission - The Results!

Mission recap here

Ooops.

Not my finest moment I have to say, I was not the Loveminator, nor was a love ninja (in any sense of the word), I didn't spread any karma of any description and I doubt I even managed 1 nice thing for other people each day (although on some days I did 3 or 4 so at least that's something!)!

I didn't champion (or even listen to) any power ballads or rescue any cute animals - but I did look at plenty including this little chap...


This is Mercury and he's the most awesome kitten I've seen (and he's only got 2 legs!), you can read his story here and check out cute videos of his amazing click his amazing progress here!

Other than that my overall plan for world domination's going well - or at least as well as I'd anticipated (i.e. not at all!)!

Tuesday, 4 March 2014

March Mission

Now this one could be interesting (and perhaps more achievable!) :-)

Make adventure your middle name (no, the words 'deed' and 'poll' won't be involved - although I am seriously tempted)!

See every day...every hour...every minute as an opportunity to try things you've never tried before..

BIG THINGS
(like climbing Everest, or skydiving naked or doing a degree in robot science)
 
 MeDiUm ThInGs
(like getting a Mohawk or going to India or learning conversational Mongolian)
 
and
 
little things
(like walking a different way to work, or swimming in a lake or having the blow0your-head-off curry instead of the korma again)

Embrace the challenge of a mini-adventure EVERY SINGLE DAY...

Go forth and explore!

Monday, 3 March 2014

International Do Nothing Day?!

EPIC FAIL!

International Do Nothing Day was on Monday, I've never been any good at this one but after the 2 day party weekend for Ray I had every intention of doing bugger all this time. So how on earth did that translate into spending the entire day lifting, shifting and sorting things around in the spare room, filling 3 black bags of rubbish (and 2 of clothes to give away) and creating a desk area before deciding to then move on to emptying the storage cupboards in the main bedroom and re-oganising them...I have no idea!


It was worth it though and was my Day 3 entry on the #100happydays challenge I'm doing :-)

Thursday was Pay a Compliment to a Stranger Day - apart from the plumber (who I was too peed off with to compliment anyway) the only other person I laid eyes on all day was John and whilst he's often strange he's definitely not a stranger!

Friday, 21 February 2014

Buy One Get One Free!

Congratulations folks! You get 2 weeks rolled into one in this post - mainly because not much happened so I don't have much to talk about!

Days in the diary were Valentine's Day (Friday), Old School Day (Sunday) and Break the Rules Day (Tuesday).

Valentine's Day - over the last few years I've spent this day on my own...and loved every minute of it!

I have to admit though that I did enjoy the novelty of buying cards and gifts this year and it was really nice to celebrate the day with someone who made an effort - not that either of us need the excuse of a special day once a year :-)



 
John had booked us a table at Runamocha, which was lovely, and we finished a perfect evening off at Charlie's with Charlie and his new assortment of hats!


Old School Day - I can't even remember what I did on Sunday (although in fairness it's not often that I can remember what I did yesterday never mind several days ago!), I'm not sure whether this is an age thing or a Bradley thing.

Break the Rules Day - I'm not sure about rules but I certainly gave everything else a good go! I had to make breakfast 3 times (1st time burnt, 2nd time involved an unfortunate encounter with coffee), then I broke a coathanger (I barely touched it, it just literally fell apart in my hands, honest!) and finally I set fire to the tickets, whilst cooking Chicken Nasi Goreng, for our evening adventure to the Royal Hall to see Carmen. Fortunately I was able to extinguish them before too much damage was done - to the tickets or our meal!

It was definitely another Calamity Heidi Day!

Wednesday, 12 February 2014

Mysterious Meditation...

This week I had to do a press-up and succeed - I'm not sure whether it counts when you're doing it against a wall but that's as successful as it got, my upper body strength is virtually non existant and my back isn't really in any state to be carrying on like that at the moment! I'm working on it though!

It was also Meditate for 10 minutes* Day (*with chanting and everything), which I did completely by accident when I somehow managed to put myself into some sort of meditative state (I think) whilst doing some of my physio exercises. John arrived home to find me sat in the middle of the bedroom floor unable to feel my hands/lower arms and unable to move. It was a toss up between meditative state and partial paralysis! I wasn't chanting though so can't claim total success. It did make me feel more inclined to actually try some sort of meditation in the near future though, I was amazed at how relaxed and calm I felt - until I remembered that everytime I consciously try to empty my mind (I subconsciously do it all the time haha - I thought I'd best say it before someone else does) I always end up sitting there feeling like I want to tear my own skin off.

And on Sunday I was supposed to be creating an air of mystery - however, this proved to be more than I could put my mind to so I'll just leave you with this instead (sorry).

Wednesday, 5 February 2014

New Year's Pampering?!

In the diary last week we had Chinese New Year on Friday and also Pamper Yourself* Day (*extra points for also being pampered by someone else) on Saturday.

I'll start with the pampering bit first so you don't lose interest (assuming you haven't already) before reaching the end of the reams of riveting Chinese New Year information I've included for your entertainment and education...

...the nearest I came to any pampering was buying myself some ridiculously reduced (to £1!) bottles of morrocan oil shampoo and conditioner (8 in total). However, when you factor in that I then had to lug them round on my shoulder for the remainder of the day, which my back was far from thankful for, I was actually going backwards in terms of pampering. And as for earning extra points for also being pampered by someone else...the fact that I also ended up carrying the 8 bottles Bernie bought meant that, in effect, I was pampering someone else.

I did buy a new hoover though - so, given that John and I have reached an agreement that he does the hoovering, I suppose you could say that I pampered him by making his household chores easier ;-)

(I'm also claiming both of these as part of my 'do 2 nice things for people each day' February mission since it was actually the 1st on Saturday!)

So to get back to Chinese New Year...

...we exited the year of the (water) Snake on Friday which no doubt will have relieved Bernie (being a snake (your own years tend to not be good ones for you)) and entered the year of the (wooden) horse - apologies to any horses out there who were expecting great things this year ;-) and Bernie and I celebrated by ordering Chinese food (although we could have gone a step further in keeping with the year and had something by Findus/Bird's Eye) and having a long overdue catch up!

I have to start by applauding the BBC subtitle system for one of its (many) funny moments...


With the number 18 apparently being a Chinese lucky number due to it sounding like "certain fortune", (in Chinese I presume) here are 18 Chinese New Year facts for you (some of which might have been more useful prior to the event (for all of us) - sorry!)

1) The Chinese zodiac – or Shēngxiào – is a calendar system originating in the Han dynasty (206-220BC), which names each of the years in its 12-year cycle after an animal: the rat, ox, tiger, rabbit, dragon, snake, horse, goat, monkey, rooster, dog and pig, in that order. According to the system, the universe is made up of five elements – earth, water, fire, wood and metal – which interact with the 12 animals, resulting in the specific character of the year ahead.

2) The animal signs of each year merely indicate how others see you or how you choose to present yourself. There are also animal signs for each month, known as inner animals, signs for each day, called true animals, and animals for each hour, or secret animals.

3) Pay attention Horses -  According to superstition, in your zodiac year you will offend Tai Sui, the god of age, and will experience bad luck for the whole year. To avoid this you should wear something red, which has been given to you by someone else.

4) It is the longest and most important festival for Chinese all over the world. It is a major 15-day celebration and public holiday in countries like China, Hong Kong, Macau, Taiwan, Singapoer, Malaysia, Indonesia, Thailand and Philippines. It is also celebrated by the Chinese communities and Chinatowns all over the world.

5) The origin of the Chinese New Year is centuries old and is based on people's defense against a mythical beast called the Nian [年] using food, firecrackers and the colour red.

6) Food offereings are especially symbolic of happiness, prosperity, luck, fertility and long life during the Chinese New Year. Fish [魚] which sounds like "excess" or "surplus" in Mandarin is featured in all meals. Prosperity is also symbolised by oranges and black moss seaweed. Chicken and prawns are for happiness, pomelos represent fertility, and noodles are for long life. In China, dumplings [餃子] that are shaped like the ancient tael is customary in the north while a glutinous cake made of brown sugar [年糕] is popular in the south. Symbolic foods are also presented in ancestral and temple prayers during the festive period.

7) Lion and dragon dances are common during the Chinese New Year due to their association with the origin of the festival, where it is believed that the loud drumming and clashing of cymbals will chase away bad luck and evil spirits.

8) Some Chinese believe you should not wash your hair on the 1st day of the Chinese New Year as you would be washing away your good luck for the new year. (whoops)

9) To ensure you're not in debt in the new year, the Chinese believe that all outstanding bills and monies owed to friends and family members should be squared off before the Chinese New Year.

10) You should tidy up the home prior to the festive period to sweep away any misfortune and make way for good luck in the coming year. However remember not to sweep or clean your home on the 1st day of the Chinese New Year as it symbolises the sweeping away of all your wealth and good fortune for the year. (whoops again - but at least I didn't tidy on new year either)

11) The Chinese believe that crying and wailing on the 1st day of the Chinese New Year will result in sad times for the remainder of the year. It is also poor form to start the new year by swearing, getting upset or blowing your top. (and again - thank you EE/Orange)

12) Red [紅] is the predominant and auspicious colour of the Chinese New Year. It symbolises fortune, good luck and joy. In addition to the red packets or envelops, it is the most commonly worn colour of new clothes throughout the Chinese New Year period. White or black clothing are often avoided as they represent the traditional colours of mourning for Chinese.

13) Red packets or envelops [红包] containing money are customary during this festive period and handed out by elders and married couples to single adults and children. The amounts of money vary depending on the giver but custom dictates that the amount should be of even numbers, with the most popular being number 8;as it sounds like "wealth" (in chinese!)

14) Chinese characters that symbolise good fortune, luck and happiness are commonly seen as decorations on doors and in homes. The most popular character is the word "fortune" [福] which is hung upside down to symbolise the arrival of blessings.

15) The Order of the Animals - this is the most widespread legend about the Chinese zodiac. The Jade Emperor (The Emperor in Heaven in Chinese folklore) ordered that animals would be designated as calendar signs and the twelve that arrived first would be selected. At that time, the cat and the rat were good friends and neighbors. When they heard of this news, the cat said to the rat: 'We should arrive early to sign up, but I usually get up late.' The rat then promised to awaken his friend and go together. However, on the morning when he got up, he was too excited to recall his promise, and went directly to the gathering place. On the way, he encountered the tiger, ox, horse, and other animals that ran much faster. In order not to fall behind them, he made the straightforward ox carry him on condition that he sang for the ox. At last, the ox and rat arrived first. The ox was happy thinking that he would be the first sign of the years, but the rat had already slid in front, and became the first lucky animal of the Chinese zodiac. Meanwhile his neighbor the cat was too late so when it finally arrived, the selection was over. That's why other animals appear behind the little rat and why the cat hates the rat so much that every time they meet, the cat will chase and kill it.

16) Zodiac Signs and Times
  • Rat: 11 p.m. to 1 a.m., named zi shi (time period of zi). This is the time rats actively seek food
  • Ox: 1 to 3 a.m., named chou shi (time period of chou). This is the time that oxen ruminate.
  • Tiger: 3 to 5 a.m., named yin shi (time period of yin). Tigers hunt prey and display their fiercest nature.
  • Rabbit: 5 to 7 a.m., named mao shi (time period of mao). Based on tales, the jade rabbit on the moon was busy pounding medicinal herb with a pestle.
  • Dragon: 7 to 9 a.m., named chen shi (time period of Chen). Dragons were said to hover in the sky at that time to give people rainfall.
  • Snake: 9 to 11 a.m., named si shi (time period of si). Snakes start to leave their burrows.
  • Horse: 11 a.m. to 1 p.m., named wu shi (time period of wu). The day is flourishing with the sun high above. Other animals are lying down for a rest while the unconstrained horse is still vigorous.
  • Sheep: 1 to 3 p.m., named wei shi (time period of wei). It was said that if sheep ate grass at this time, they would grow stronger.
  • Monkey: 3 to 5 p.m., named shen shi (time period of shen). Monkeys become lively.
  • Rooster: 5 to 7 p.m., named you shi (time period of you). Roosters return to their roost as it is dark.
  • Dog: 7 to 9 p.m., named shu shi (time period of shu). Dogs begin to carry out their duty to guard entrances.
  • Pig: 9 to 11 p.m., named hai shi (time period of hai). All is quiet and pigs are sleeping soundly
17) In China the year is now 4712.

18) The rush of Chinese people returning home for New Year is the biggest annual human migration in the world. Due to having t o queue for extended periods for travel tickets supermarkets report a 50% increase in sales of adult diapers during this time.

And a bonus day for this week would have been National Yorkshire Pudding Day on Sunday, I say would have been because by the time we got home from the mammoth pool session in town it was far too late to faff on with making the planned toad in the hole.

As far I know they haven't yet invented a National Cheese on Toast Day.

(Once I said it I had to Google it..yep, there is a National Cheese on Toast Day. For those of you who are interested (and who wouldn't be?!) it seems to take place in April but the date varies from year to year. As I can't find a specific date for this year, and wouldn't want it to be missed, I'd recommend copious amounts of cheese on toast consumption throughout April - just to be on the safe side you understand.)

Tuesday, 4 February 2014

February Mission!


Should I choose to accept it is to:

  • Be the LOVEMINATOR (seriously?)
  • Be ridiculously lovely to EVERYONE* (*especially of course my good self)
  • Rescue cute animals* (*or look at pictures of them if this is slightly more convenient)
  • Champion power ballards
  • Become a LOVE NINJA* (*in the non-rude and rude senses)
  • Spread good karma
  • Do at least 2 nice things for other people every day

This February I must Go Forth and Be the Love!

Monday, 3 February 2014

Ssssshhhhh...(January Mission) - The Results

A recap of this month's goals can be found here - http://todayisgoingtobethebestdayever.blogspot.co.uk/2014/01/ssssshhhhhjanuary-mission.html

Hahahaha! If only!

I've come to the conclusion that stopping worrying is far beyond my capabilities - I can still laugh in the face of what-ifs and if-onlys (see above) and have indeed ventured this month into the why-nots (although whether or not they've been in any way, shape or form related to my true destiny is questionable!) BUT not without even a tiny little corner of my mind frantically worrying away! Unfortunately most of the things I fear actually DO come to pass, and then some!

I said YES and LET'S DO IT to dipping mini milk ice creams into poached eggs (see below), if you want more fearless than that you'll have to look elsewhere!

(and, based on this month, it's not looking too promising on the world domination front either!)

Saturday, 25 January 2014

Experiment and Start a Trend!

This week in the diary I had to do Experimental Cooking Day (technically next week but Webby wasn't available and I do enjoy his enforced participation in these events so I moved it!) and Start a Trend.

I did wonder whether they could be combined and I could start a trend with the experimental cooking but I think this experimental cooking is highly unlikely to catch on and become a trend.

Whilst nowhere near as bad as the Jelly year it was certainly nowhere near as good as the Batter year and I don't think it can really be considered a resounding success in any way!

So, this year encompassed 2 challenges - poaching eggs and then in addition dipping bizarre things in them (not bizarre in their own right, just bizarre to dip in eggs).

I don't like poached eggs. If I'm eating egg it has to be cooked, I don't mind runny yolk at all but if there's any white 'snot' in sight it's likely to result in the full engagement of my gag reflex (and turning a shade of green), and I've never been served a poached egg that hasn't been snotty!

After Webby was less than complimentary about my suggestion that those silicone egg poacher things might work it seemed a challenge was set for this year, so Webby's traditional pan method (not whisked) went up against my silicone method and was expanded to include a microwave egg poacher (my idea) and also John's traditional pan method (whisked).

And here are the things to dip...


  • Carrot
  • Chipsticks
  • Chocolate fingers
  • Liquorice
  • Crab sticks
  • Pink wafers
  • Mini milk ice creams
Unfortunately I had to well and truly concede defeat - the snottiest egg was my silicone one (it also took 5 times as long to cook)


and my microwave ones resembled McDonalds eggs from McMuffins - and you couldn't dip anything in them - FAIL!


John and Webby's however...no snot in sight and perfectly cooked with runny yolk (although John's did look like a small squid).


Carrot - 2 votes 'alright (John and Webby)', 1 vote 'not nice' (me)
Chipsticks - 3 votes 'nice', I think the saltiness of the sticks helped a lot
Chocolate fingers - 1 vote 'alright' (Webby), 1 vote 'strangely inoffensive' (John), 1 vote 'rank' (me)
Liquorice - 3 votes 'disgusting', although in fairness I'm the only one who likes liquorice
Crab stick - 2 votes 'so-so' (John and I), 1 vote 'disgusting' (Webby)
Pink wafer - 1 vote 'alright' (John), 1 vote 'no' (Webby), 1 vote 'wrong' (me)
Mini milk ice cream - unanimously voted retch-tastic


The End

Sunday, 19 January 2014

Send a Letter and Look on the Bright Side!

This week started off with Send a Letter Day on Monday 13th, did you know there's a WikiHow for sending a letter for those in the US who don't know how to?

http://www.wikihow.com/Mail-a-Letter

I sent a card (which is close enough for me).

It didn't arrive.

However...I did recieve something in the post myself later in the week which had been posted to me on Monday 13th :-)



Saturday was Look on The Bright Side Day although it was difficult to find the bright side through all the fog!

Sunday, 12 January 2014

A Successful Failure?!

Haha! The only thing in the diary this week was 'Try to do a Press Up and Fail Day' and this was supposed to take place on Thursday 9th Jan.

Given that it was the Cairn awards ceremony on Wednesday 8th I suspected this one may be a tad challenging, I didn't suspect that it would have the potential to be 'Try to Get/Wake/Sober Up and Fail Day'.


I think it's safe to say though that, regardless of my state at the time, had I attempted to do a press up onThursday I would have easily achieved the fail!

It also occured to me this week that, having previously decided not to regale (bore) you with tales of 2013, there were some pretty significant diary goals achieved which, on reflection, I think deserve a mention.

I finally managed to break a world record (well, I was part of a group effort) and also managed to get myself on TV at the same time (it's only taken 3 years!)!

And here's the evidence (Bernie and I are on about 00.57)...

http://www.itv.com/news/calendar/update/2013-11-10/full-report-santas-record-breaking-elves/


 (This is the one we like to call "The moment Bernie tells Heidi there's no Santa.")