"Flushed from the Bathroom of Your Heart" -- Johnny Cash
"You Can't Roller Skate in a Buffalo Herd" -- Roger Miller
"I’d Like to Check You For Ticks" -- Brad Paisley
"It's Hard To Kiss The Lips At Night That Chew Your A-- Out All Day Long" -- Vince Gill as well as The Notorious Cherry Bombs
"Drop Kick Me Jesus Through The Goalposts Of Life" -- Bobby Bare
And from my own extensive country music play list...
"Did I shave my legs for this?" -- Deanna Carter (and frequently Heidi Orange)
"Tequila makes her clothes fall off" -- Joe Nichols (and ...no, never mind)
And then there's this very clever little ditty which made me laugh out loud the first time I heard it...
Along with this one which turned out to not be at all what I expected - the first verse made me want to stick my fingers down my throat, then I heard the chorus (I can sooo relate to this!)!
And this tongue in cheek song by Rascal Flatts..
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