

She then proceeded to just lean drunkenly against the back of yours truly and attempt to jump up and down at the same time - I've never been that close to another human being before without being naked.
(Close enough that her gyrations resulted in her necklace getting caught up in the back of my top).
It was mildly gratifying though, after listening to her screaming suggestively at the stage (mostly via my ear) throughout the evening, to see her embarrassing, and increasingly desperate, offers getting firmly knocked back, one by one, by every male band member at the end of the night.
If I ever behave like that when I reach that age (or at this age even) I would hope that someone would do me the favour of shooting me.
Eat 7 different types of biscuit day - I don't really do biscuits but having had a scrounge around (and thanks mainly to Auntie Betty who supplies the majority) I did manage to find a piece of well preserved shortbread and mini gingerbread man left over from Christmas, a caramel wafer, a chocolate covered marshmallow teacake, a lemon and raisin shortbread biscuit, a cream cracker and a proper ginger which is actually quite impressive in this household!



The other thing for last week was to lie in sunbeams - if I'd found even the merest hint of one I'd have happily had a lie down!
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